{"product_id":"peter-pauper-press-i-dont-watch-porn-beaded-bookmark","title":"Peter Pauper Press - I Don't Watch Porn Beaded Bookmark","description":" ''I Don't Watch Porn. I Read It Like a F*cking Lady.''   Don't lose your place in that torrid tome of yours!  Fun beaded bookmark features a floral design and is embellished with gloss highlights.  Attached: A silky matching tassel with a hand-selected accent bead.  Bookmark is printed on sturdy, smooth-finish card stock.  A bonus on the back: A handy printed ruler in inches and centimeters.   Bookmark measures 2-1\/2'' wide x 7-1\/8'' high.  Bookmark is encased in a protective transparent plastic sleeve.   Warning: Choking hazard, small parts. Not for children under 3 years.   ","brand":"Peter Pauper Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51885174915353,"sku":"9781441341440","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0873\/6283\/0617\/files\/4ac913f80351cee26cc58d72a68b3974ed46218e0649db19dfe3b9e2b88045b7.png?v=1769024209","url":"https:\/\/novelhearts.com\/products\/peter-pauper-press-i-dont-watch-porn-beaded-bookmark","provider":"Novel HeARTs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}